Monday, July 13, 2009

artistic me

not many people know that am an artist (as in paintings)...i am dead creative and i can make you lose your hair (you will keep scratching it) when you see my work. I am truely amazing with colours and can paint anything and everything in red blue and green and sometimes black too. when I want to put white colour..i leave it intact!

let me share some stories of mine in my journey of painting....
I was in class 4/5 (i dont remember exactly) when my class teacher asked me to draw varieties of leaves....i could draw a leaf and it actually looked like a leaf...whooa...then my mom taught me to draw another leaf and till date I can draw it...I am so committed to it that I never ventured into learning the other kinds of leaves and the shapes...

Then I was in class 7 when I learnt how to draw a rose...till date i draw it as i saw it..call it my super catching brain or my memory skills...i never tried any other flower in my whole life...eventually...when i draw a rose...people recognise it that its 'swats rose'

Then when I was in class 11-12, being a biology student, I was supposed to draw moving creature in this world..I still remember how I used to take traces of everything! lol...

then one fine day my biology lecturer put a test and asked us to draw different kinds of stems...i drew trunks and she put a big oval around a picture which is somewhat round in shape...when she asked me what it was..i explained her that it was potato (FYI- potato is a stem biologically)
she gave me no marks and i told her that potato can be in any shape nearing a cricle and i deserve marks for the same.....she never gave me any marks after that...no matter how well i drew and made picaso jealous of me!

It was our zoology practicals...and again my zoology lecturer encircled a picture in my answer sheet. I tried explaining him that it was amoeba and it is shapeless (amoeba is shapeless unicellular bacterium) and he was not convinced. I yelled at him that i deserve marks at any cost as amoeba is shapeless and one cannot describe any shape to it...finally i managed zero marks and i was almost thrown out of my class... he didnot stop at that..he showed the pic to the whole class and I still have the grudge on him......grrrrrrrrrr

next comes this painting competetion by The Hindu people and i didnot even leave it....I went ahead and painted lord ganesha and lakshmi as a symbol of Indianism. I went to see the exhibit the next day....everyones painting was on display except mine...i was informed that some exclusive paintings were put on the table and the organisers thought that they were too exclusive to be included in the display...wow..I went along with my friends and discovered my painitng from the lot and my friends yet again remained puzzled after seeing it....gaawwdd..they couldnot recoznise lord ganesha....its just that his ears were not seen in the painting...creative me and dumbo them!

once highly inspired by a painting in my house..i tried to make a sketch of it and my dad told me that it resembled a transexual and asked me to reveal the true identity...damn..then i relaised that i am too creative and its just that people are unable to interpret my drawing skills...

i still appreciate all the painters in the world and encourage them. I know they can never reach my standards but as an artist I try my level best to let them know the standards of painting..Its been ages since I drew something...I shall do it soon and exhibit for you all...I wish it would be a feast for your eyes...

lately, this blog is inspired by my fellow blogger Mr Ramana http://kvramanas.blogspot.com/
ramana is an average painter and I keep leaving comments while he paints...he was so encouraged by me that he sent me 2 paintings by post (Thanks a ton buddy)
Now am planning to leave comments on all of his paintings so that I can fill my house with his art....well before I do it...even you can do that..just click on his url...check his paintings and appreciate them and leave your address...the next moment you have a surprise in your house..what a bumper offer it is.!!!.hurry up...offer valid till the stock lasts...
here is his paiting that he sent me...i could not retrieve the other one! (ramana is going to kill me after reading this)

well you can also share your artistic experiences...now I shall write about my other talents in my next blogs...keep reading....opppsss...keep painting...(people even say that I paint the city red sometimes...see there again I paint sometimes even without paiting) lol



Friday, June 26, 2009

kiss of her life!!!!


the cool breeze was flowing through her cheeks and her hair strands were giving her a tingling sensation...she was in deep sleep and then there was her man of her dreams...he moved the hair on her forehead and she was yet to believe it...he slowly moved towards her..her heart was beating at jet speed and she could literally hear the sound...he drew close to her and she closed her eyes...he slowly kissed her on her cheek and she made a jerk...thats it...she opened her eyes and there he was sitting next to her...it wasn't a dream at all...the kiss was real...she sat straight and stared at him...she was sweating...he asked her how she felt about the kiss and she jumped out of the bed...he came closer and held her from back...she is now about to die...the moment was romantic enough for a teenage girl on a breezy cold winter night...but it wasnt for her...she moved out of his arms and rushed into another bedroom...locked herself inside and sat on the floor...


it was a kiss...a kiss that she never expected...it was a hug...a hug that she never wanted! tears were scrolling and she had no one to speak to...for she knew she was being sexually attacked...the man is none other than her uncle whom her father trusted and asked him to take care of this little girl.....

Saturday, June 20, 2009

Love you Arpita :)


Friends happen in life and one such friend of mine who has been my inspiration and motivation and my source of happiness is undoubtedly -Arpita. this little cute buddy of mine always reminds me of my confidence and tells me how important life is. she taught me to stay happy and thats how i learnt to live life to the fullest. here is a small gift from her...i received this email in which she mentioned that its a poem written by her for me!! and i must say there is a hidden poet in arps which is not known to many people.

Love you arpita. I am proud to have known you and be with you.


Maine tumhe karmo se paya,

Ab nahi hai tumhe khona.

Nahi milti dost tumhari jaisi,

Jo ho bilkul pyari, ma si.

Guzarish hai rab se hasti raho tum hamesha,

Rona pare gar tumhe kabhi to, khuda se hogi bari ek khata.

Paao tum har vo khushi, Jiske lie dunia tarastee.

Mile tumhe kamayabee , ye sapna maine dekhi.

Tum ho khuda ka noor,

dostoon pe chaya rehta hai tumhara suroor.

Dhartee pe aayi tum pari si,

Rehna hamesha foolon si mehki mehki.

Mehfil ho soona tumhare bagair,

Aaye nahi raunak tumhare bagair.

Ma ki pooja ka fal tum ho,

Tum aayi dharti par hasane har kisi ko.

Arpita. 10.25 p.m

Thursday, June 11, 2009

how to stop nightmares!!!


he- she says she misses me....awww
me- really? wow...whats happening
he - nothing much..a recent friend of mine...
me- awww..sort of love?
he- naa...but she misses me...
me- oh..really?
he - nothing ya..she says i should come back soon...seems she is having some nightmares
me- like what?
he- like..something wierd is gonna happen to me...
me - hmm
he - should i bother about it? she says that i should take care...
me- hmmm
he- i am also worried...will something happen to me? she says its been like that for a while now....
me- hmmm
he- what ya..say something na...
me- ask her to sleep less....

Tuesday, June 09, 2009

'miss'match



rockingman met angelsmile on a matrimony site. they exchanged emails and decided to meet online. and they met...

rockingman- hey nice to see you here..

angelsmile- oh yeahh...same here...so how are you doing?

R- yes am good and what about you?

A-swimming through recession ..apart from that life is cool

R-let me tell you..you do have a great smile (flirts)

A-(blushes) thank you ...thank you..and i guess you must be a real macho man!

R- (feels great) so may i ask you where you work?

A- oh yes...i work for xyz company at so and so place..and what about you?

R-I work for ABC company at so and so place...hey my cousin also works with xyz company at your place

A- really? wow...then i can meet her and know more about you...by the way..may I know your good name?

R-ladies first..

A- oh..hmm..well am called as aditi mishra.

R- which place are you from?

A-so and so place...

Rockingman logged off instantly and never turned again...and for angelsmile- he remained as a mystery....

the only secret that rocking man knows and would never reveal is that ..angelsmile is his cousin... he was talking about!!!


Saturday, June 06, 2009

steps of failure..climb them...


many people fail...and they take failure as a stepping stone of success...i call them new age phoenixes! whoa...they discover the new steps and achieve heights!


but some people fail and fail and continue to fail no matter how many steps they climb...is it possible?


i guess yes...
here i call it steps of failure!





i would give anything in this world if any of you can climb these steps and say 'you are successful'



Friday, June 05, 2009

go green...by doing nothing

world environment day again. june 5th always excites me as my identity is very much related to it! yeah as an environmental journalist i bug and dig people most of the times and ask them to go green! how about doing it now...i know it sucks to even think about compromising and sacrificing our interests to save nature..but how about not doing anything yet saving the planet???
here are some tips which could be adopted by anyone at anytime at any place!!!
1) washed your clothes and you have tons of water in your bucket???...wait..dont throw into the gutter..use the water to flush your toilets...there you go...reusing your water...see how simple it is...
2) washed your vegetables and throwing away the vegetable waste? wait hero....put them in the plants...as simple as that
3) how about buying a gen-x jute or cloth bag and wearing it across your shoulders while your goggles are on!! you look like a dude /chic...i bet it..now go for shopping and dump your stuff in it...dont carry polythene.. you look smart when you have cloth or jute bags in your hands than those branded polythene bags!! think about it honey
4) have you ever thought of having a well lit room? trust me and try this...switch on the lights only in the room that you are in and let all other lights and fans sleep (not at the cost of other people in the house) now see how well you glow in your own room...dont you think you would be saving lot of electricity??? think think..
5) decorate your balcony and corridor with small plant pots and flowers....see how beautiful it would look....it wont cost you more than 100 bucks..but definitely gives you million times of happiness..
6) whenever you open the tap..imagine you are using your credit card! i dont think you are dumb enough to over use your credit card!!
how about taking an oath to do all these stuff or atleast one of them? be at your home and save the planet!
GO GREEN...........zoooooom

Monday, May 18, 2009

say cheeeeeeeseeeee..click


we all went to studios and got clicked. now dont deny it....see how we pose!!!!
( o mere dil ki raani ..llalalalala)


( women empowerment?)

(chandini...o meri chandini...)



(wireless telephone with cordless TV!!!!)

(courtesy- another fwd email)

Now share yours.....I am waiting...click click...

Thursday, May 14, 2009

i wanna wanna !!!!

i have been receiving this fwd email since long. whenever i read- i rofl. so i thought to share this with all my buddies who need a good laugh..
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These are actual ads. Grammar and spell errors have no place in a profile description as everything is straight from theheart!
Disclaimer : I am not responsible if you forget your basic grammar after reading this.....
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- Hello To Viewers My Name is Shekhar , I am single i don't have female,If anyone want to Marie to me u can visit to my home. I am not a goodeducation but i working all field in bangalroe.. if u like me u welcometo my heart...when ever u want to meet pls visit my resident or send uletter.. Thanks yours Regards Shekhar ~*~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
i want very simple girl. from brahmin educated family from orissa stateshe is also know about RAMAYAN, GEETA BHAGABATA, and other homework
(Homework?)
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Wants a woman who knows me better and can adjust with me forever. shemay never create any difficulties in my life or her life by which theentire life can run smoothly. thank you
(The principle of running life smoothly was never so easy!)~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
she should be good looking and should have a service. she Should haveone brother and one sister. she should be educated.
(ain't it unique !! 1 brother 1 sister criteria !)~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I am a happy-go-lucky kind of person. Enjoys every moments of life. Ilove to make friendship. Because friendship is a first step of love. Iam looking for my dreamgirl who will love me more than i. Because i lovemyself a lot. If u think that is u then why to late come on ........holdmy hand forever !!!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
i am simple boy.I have lot of problem in my life because of my luck nowi am looking one gal she care me and love me lot lot lot
(I don't know why but this is one of my favorites)~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~i want a girl with no drinks if she wants she can wear jeans in housebut while stepping out of house she should give respect to our cast
(by not wearing her jeans? Wat the hell...)
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HYE I AM A GOOD LOKING BOY,WHO HAS THE CAPABILITY TO MAKE ANY BODY TOLOUGH.I BELIEVE IN GOD AND ACCORDING TO ME FRIENDS ARE THE REALMESSENGER OF GOD. THE 3 THINGS I AM LOOKING FROM A GIRL ,THEY ARE 1.THEYMUST BELIEVE IN GOD.2. THEY HAVE TO LIKE MY PROFFESION AND THEY SHOULDNOT GET BORED WITH ME WHEN I WILL TRY TO MAKE THEM LOUGH.
(all of us are loughing{laughing})
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whatever she may be but she should feel that she is going to be someonebride and she must think of the future life if she is too like this shewould be called the woman of the lamp
(I am clueless, I feel so lost. Can anyone tell me what this boy wants)
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i love my patner i marriage the patner ok i search my patner and i lovethepatner ok thik hai the patner has a graduate ok
(I am again clueless but I liked the use of "ok". The person issuffering from "Ok-syndrome")
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HI IAM VERY COOL NUATHER OK MY HOBBY IS SEE T.V AND NEWS OK I HAVE 1 CARAND 1 BONWL OK MY MOTHER ALSO GOOD OK MY FARUET WORLD IS OK
(the "ok syndrome" again)
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I am pran my family history my two brother two sister and Father&mothersister complity marred
(somebody please explain in comments section how to get married'completely'?)
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iam very simpel and hanest. i have three sister one brother and parent.iam doing postal sarvice and tailor master my original resdence atkalahandi diste naw iam staing at rayagada dist.
(actually what is this guy doing? Postal service or tailor.??)
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my name is muhamad and i am unmarried. pleaes you marrige me pleaespleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes
(height of desperation!)
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I want one girl who love me or my mother. she love me heartly or shehavea frank she's skin colour 'normal'not a black or not a whitey.IThink the main think is heart if your heart is beautiful then you arebeautiful.but iam not a handsome guy or not a good looking. but my Mom say thatIam a good guy. My father already expired . THE CHOICE IS YOUR.bye bye.
(uttama purushan)
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iam kanan. i do owo businas.one sistar.he was marred.
(No comments)
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I AM LITTLE FAIR INDIAN COLOUR. I DON'T HAVE ANY HABIT.
(maybe the poor guy meant BAD habits)
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hello i am a good charactarised man. i want to run my life happily.idivorced my first wife.her charactor is not good'. i expect the goodminded and clean habits girl who may be in the same caste or other casteaccepted ...
(but credit cards not accepted..???)
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my colour is black,but my heart is white.i like social service(Zebra..???)
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i'm looking out for who lives in bombay , girl simple who trust me lotshould be roman catholic, LOVE ME ONLY.
(Now that criterion is a must, isn't it?)
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to be married on jan-2006. working woman perferable
(this guy has fixed the marriage date too! But he is yet to find abride.I wish him best of luck on behalf of all of us. I am sure he willget one soon.)
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i would like a beautyfull girl. and i do not want her any treasure.because girl is the maharani.
(Now she is going to be a lucky girl! Any takers?)
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ssc failed three times and worked with privated ltd company which notpaying salary at present.
(Any takers again?)

Wednesday, May 06, 2009

how blind one can be?

was wondering how people accept new requests on face book and orkut or any other social-networking sites. blogs are no exception!! there are a couple of instances that happened even to my acquaintances where they realised well before they were trapped. unless untill people know each other very strongly, how can one trust the other and be so blind.
i just came across this article on yahoo news.
how/why the hell did the girl go to his house? people are becoming crazy...this crave for new relationships and 'i dont care attitude' is growing among urbanites for no good. knowing people is not bad...but trusting them blindly is worst.
stay away from strangers buddies...this could happen to you as well..beware!!!!